(Source: my-trip-to-your-moms-house)

(Source: thingsstonerslike)

baddominicana:

pambana:

making you dinner, making the bed for you, i’ve lost the desire to have sex with you.

-mujeres creando, bolivia

SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

(via note-a-bear)

jazzygrandpa:

my voice is girly when I talk to strangers
but when I’m with friends I turn into morgan freeman

(via alittleindieandalotoflesbian)

(via revolutionaddict)

(via gofuckingnuts)

(via hailadam)

(Source: harrisexual, via i-am-not-your-heroine)

i’m confused about this whole situation. 

imanthonyrose:

haha its supposed to prevent them from using their teeth during oral sex LMAO

(via thats-so-meme)

gogovegan:

*sigh*

(Source: 00513, via smashysmash)

“I’m comfortable with my body. It’s funny, actually, I’ve just been having a discussion with the guy who’s directing my new project It might have a bit of nudity and he said: ‘Just to let you know, if you’re getting naked, no landscaping of any kind. This is the 1940s and you’re playing a Jew.’ I was like, ‘Pretty much there anyway, mate! Not a huge amount of maintenance going on.’ I mean, there’s a little bit, obviously, for courtesy. This is way too much information, but I don’t like girls with nothing down there either. It freaks me out. You have to have something, otherwise it’s fucking creepy.”

THIS MAN IS A GOD!

(Source: gaffegaffe, via squirrelmeat)

the-unpopular-opinions:

Bring it on. AndsometimesIfeelpossessed.tumblr.com

lavenderwhip:

All. Of. These.

(Source: hanhyuga)

illusipon:

Yoga has never been more sexy.

(Source: fitnessloveaffair, via crash--)

(Source: rezowone, via metalbeardo)